El hombre mas interesante del mundo

Posted: 12/02/2011 in Un poco de todo

The most interesting facts about The Most Interesting Man in the World. They are as follows, according to reputable researchers, top scholars, and his contemporaries:

1. He lives vicariously through himself.
2. He once taught a German shepherd to bark in Spanish.
3. He never says something tastes like chicken – not even chicken.
4. He’s been known to cure narcolepsy, just by walking into a room.
5. He once had an awkward moment, just to see how it feels.
6. His beard alone has experienced more than a lesser man’s entire body.
7. Even his enemies list him as their emergency contact number.
8. He’s a lover, not a fighter, but he’s also a fighter, so don’t get any ideas.
9. When it is raining, it is because he is thinking of something sad.
10. His shirts never wrinkle.
11. He is left-handed. And right-handed.
12. If he were to mail a letter without postage, it would still get there.
13. He has amassed an incredibly large DVD library, and it is said that he never once alphabetized it.
14. You can see his charisma from space.
15. The police often question him, just because they find him interesting.
16. He once punched a magician. That’s right. You heard me.
17. If a monument were built in his honor, Mt. Rushmore would close… due to poor attendance.
18. His blood smells like cologne.
19. His organ donation card also lists his beard.
20. On every continent in the world, there is a sandwich named after him.
21. He doesn’t believe in using oven mitts, nor potholders.
22. His reputation is expanding faster than the universe.
23. His cereal never gets soggy. It sits there, staying crispy, just for him.
24. The pheromones he secretes have been known to affect people miles away, in a slight but measurable way.
25. His hands feel like rich brown suede.
26. He owns three sports cars and rents five.
27. He once taught a horse to read email for him.
28. He once brought in $13 million at a charity bachelor auction, which was a lot of money at the time.
29. Respected archaeologists fight over his discarded apple cores.
30. He is the most interesting man in the world.

When it is raining, it is because he is sad.
Even his parrot’s advice is insightful.
If there were an interesting gland, his would be larger than most men’s entire lower intestines.
His shirts never wrinkle.
He is left-handed. And right-handed.
Even if he forgets to put postage on his mail, it gets there.
He once knew a call was a wrong number, even though the person on the other end wouldn’t admit it.
You can see his charisma from space.

The police often question him, just because they find him interesting.
He once punched a magician. That’s right. You heard me.
When he orders a salad, he gets the dressing right there on top of the salad, where it belongs…where there is no turning back.
If a monument was built in his honor, Mt. Rushmore would close, due to poor attendance.

It is said the sun comes up later on the 6th of May, in case his Cinco parties run long.
The Mayans prophecized his birth.
Even lucha libres remove their masks in his presence.
He once taught a German Shepard to bark in Spanish.
He serves sizzling fajita platters barehanded.
Bulls flat-out refuse to fight him.

He once buried a time capsule full of things that haven’t happened yet.
He has been pronounced dead 7 times…make that 8.
His bear hugs are actually hugs he gives to bears.
He can’t be bought, but his beard clippings have been know to show up on auction.
He has never lost a sock.
If he disagrees with you, it is because you are wrong.

Most songs about love are written for him, about him, or by him.
He’d never initiate a conversation about the weather, even in a typhoon.
He’s against cruelty to animals, but isn’t afraid to issue a stern warning.
Whatever side of the tracks he’s currently on is the right side. If he crossed them, he would still be the right side.
He won the same lifetime achievement award twice.

Most songs about love are written for him, about him, or by him.
He’d never initiate a conversation about the weather, even in a typhoon.
He’s against cruelty to animals, but isn’t afraid to issue a stern warning.
Whatever side of the tracks he’s currently on is the right side. If he crossed them, he would still be the right side.
He won the same lifetime achievement award twice.

The Aztec calendar has his birthday chiseled in.
The front of his house looks like it was built by the Mayans…because it was.
His tacos refuse to fall from the shell.
If you were to see him walking chihuahua, it would still look masculine.
Dicing onions doesn’t make him cry…it only makes him stronger.
He has never filled up on chips.

He has served as best man for grooms he’s never met.
He strongly abides by the motto: “Safety third.”
His garden maze is responsible for more missing persons than the Bermuda Triangle.
Even watching him sleep has been described as breathtaking.
He’s never needed lip balm.
He went to a psychic once…to warn her.

His charm is so contagious, vaccines have been created For it.
Years ago, he built a city out of blocks. Today, over six hundred thousand people live and work there.
He is the only man to ever ace a Rorschach test.
Every time he goes for a swim, dolphins appear.
Alien abductors have asked him to probe them.
If he were to give you directions, you’d never get lost, and you’d arrive at least five minutes early.
His legend precedes him, the way lightning precedes thunder.

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